For the first time ever, an evening with Jenny Lawson in conversation with her comedic foil/husband, Victor
- Shared screen with speaker view

40:28
hi!

40:32
Hi, lovely people!

40:32
Hello!!

40:38
hiya :D

40:43
hi!

40:43
we couldn't wait

40:45
It's an ADD trick... be early and you wwon't be laet.

40:46
Hi!

40:47
HI of course we are early!! don't want to miss a thing

40:48
Hello! I AM SO EXCITED!

40:49
see how the sausage is made??? lol

40:49
hiiii

40:52
gotta come early to make sure it works

40:53
we are here

40:55
Hi wonderful people

40:56
This is so exciting!!!!

40:57
Hi from Seattle!! <3

41:01
AGGGGGG!!! SOOO EXCITED!!

41:06
hi!

41:07
Derfs in the room.

41:08
hello from Ontario!

41:17
hello from California!!

41:18
Good Evening everyone!!

41:22
Hello from N.C. :)

41:29
hello from New York!

41:31
Good evening from MX :3

41:33
New Hampshire, represent!

41:36
Hello from North Carolina

41:44
Hello from Vermont

41:46
Hello from Dallas!

41:47
Tampa, FL

41:48
Hello from upstate NY!

41:48
Hi guys!!!

41:48
Colorado!

41:49
Hello from Chattanooga, TN!

41:50
Hello from Denver!

41:50
Hello from Ohio

41:50
Maryland

41:51
St Louis

41:51
Holla from TN!

41:51
Hello from Minnesota!

41:52
Hi from NJ!

41:54
Hello from Nebraska

41:54
Tybee Island, GA

41:54
Dallas!!!

41:55
Vancouver wa

41:56
upstate ny

41:57
Hello from Minnesota

41:58
Tucson, Arizona

41:59
Hello from Pennsylvania!

42:00
Hi from New Jersey!

42:04
Hi from Seattle

42:04
Mexico Sorry :,3

42:05
Fairfax, VT

42:05
Massachusetts!

42:05
San Diego

42:08
Connecticut

42:08
Charlottesville, Virginia

42:09
colorado!

42:10
Tulsa

42:12
Kentucky!

42:12
Indianapolis

42:13
Here from Orlando, FL!

42:13
Hi from Colorado!

42:15
Fort Collins, CO

42:17
Hi from KY

42:18
hahaha

42:18
I wondered that myself

42:20
LOL

42:20
That is fantastic!

42:22
Portland :-)

42:23
hahaha!

42:23
New Jersey

42:29
OMG VictorΒ΄s voice!

42:30
sounds about right...

42:30
Uk

42:33
Happy to be here from Illinois!

42:35
Hello from Florida.

42:38
we look forward to it

42:40
omg Jenny and Victor you two are adorable

42:43
I .. .literally don't know who to believe here.

42:43
hello from Georgia. Glad to hear from you Victor!

42:50
so he doesn't follow your blog?!

42:54
Best!

42:54
So Excited! this is amazing!

42:56
hello from OH

43:05
oh no I thought it started at 8pm!

43:08
Hello from MD!

43:15
Hello from Canada!

43:17
Unofficial Fanclub fb group check-in

43:19
it does, shelly. We're all early

43:26
Also from Ohio!

43:40
Where is my drink Jenny?

43:43
wine slushies for everyone!

43:45
Hello from MD!

43:46
Hello from Georgia!

43:48
like a wedding LOL

43:48
Next time!

43:49
all drinks in the same glass?

43:50
My niece had a hermit crab named Kenny Chesney.Not helpful at all.

43:53
my childhood friend's mom used to make vests for Kenny Chesney. they were blingtastic

43:55
hi from Mn

43:55
OOoooo Wine slushies!!

43:56
I'm 19 so water

43:57
@Cammie haha

44:00
Pina Colada

44:03
weed

44:03
hello from Utah! so excited to be here!

44:05
Me to my son (who is watching this with me) BRING ME A BEER!

44:05
Hello from Minnesota

44:06
We can take drink when you say the magic word??

44:08
Tanqueray and tonic!

44:09
fuzzy navel

44:14
D:

44:14
Malibu bay breeze

44:18
Pina colada or jade martini

44:19
French 75!

44:20
A mule!

44:21
my cocktail tonight is a Percocet instead

44:23
Always lovely to see you, Jenny, but it's amazing to see Victor. Hi, Victor! Also, I like a Dark and Stormy. yay rum!

44:24
no

44:24
whiskey on the rocks

44:25
no

44:25
Hello, from Buffalo, NY!

44:25
a little

44:25
Malibu bay breeze x2

44:27
No

44:27
hard cider mixed with a shot (or two) of fireball whiskey... it tastes like apple pie!

44:28
Bee's Knees fav cocktail

44:29
no

44:30
I'm a Roy Rogers fan (Cherry Coke) because no drinking

44:30
Jenny you loom

44:33
greetings from New England!

44:35
I'm here to support Jenny, my husband is here for team Victor π€£

44:35
Godmother is my fave cocktail-Vodka, Amaretto and Cherry

44:35
No, but we want to! :)

44:36
a little! her cameo :D

44:36
Look gorgeous!

44:37
Smurfberry dickknocker

44:40
also, Peanut butter whiskey, neat

44:41
Hi from New Hampshire and no cocktails but a pint of Ben & Jerry's

44:42
Gin and Tonic

44:42
The best cocktail is the one in my hand...

44:47
I can't drink right now because of medication. :(

44:49
must see cats

44:52
Vesper!

44:52
aww tell Hailey they are AWESOME!

45:05
just wΓ‘ter, i need to be 100% sober to enjoy this fully

47:11
aww β€οΈ

47:12
hunter!!!!!β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

47:12
Hi Hunter!

47:15
Hi Hunter!

47:17
Orange cats are lovers

47:21
What a good kitty!

47:21
Hi Hunter!!! Sweet boi!!

47:22
He's a joiner!

47:30
I can't believe how excited I am. kitty! Viktor! JENNYYYYYYY

47:31
So excited to see Hunter... I am watching with Quatre Cat!

47:31
We love Hunter. I have a Hunter as well.

47:35
Hi Jenny! Hi Victor! Hi Hunter!

47:39
I loved the videos of Jenny trying to work with her pets "helping".

47:48
Sonny Crockett is watching with me :)

47:49
greetings from Japan, it's 8am here, so its tea for now, need my cafeine

48:19
He's rolling his eyes

48:22
I'm on an external monitor. :-(

48:28
I'm sadly on my phone so no selfie

48:34
OMG Hunter's here too!

48:40
Omg, itβs Hunter! Live! Hi, from the beach in Cali

48:41
This is so cool :)

48:42
awww I love hunter s thomcat so much!

48:45
<3

48:46
kobanwa

48:47
Logging in from Maui!

48:54
Hey Anjie Kendall!! You out there?!?!

48:56
on my phone so cant join on the pic

49:00
Im fimes is what Victor says from Japan...

49:03
Hello From Burlington VT

49:04
Victor you are also a star in my eyes

49:04
Wylie-cat came just because of Hunter S Thomcat :)

49:07
it's a zoom setting

49:12
hello from Alabama

49:14
hi from Australia βΊοΈ

49:15
Hello From North Carolina

49:18
no selfies from me here in Canada! π

49:24
Hi from GA :)

49:25
Hey!

49:26
well done on the japanese!

49:26
Hi from Philly!

49:30
hi from atl. when I came in I was terrified that my camera would be on

49:30
hi from Charleston sc

49:30
keep it clean Jenny

49:30
Hi from Austin!

49:31
Hi Hope! I'm in NC too

49:31
Hello from Tennessee

49:31
Hello from scenic NE Iowa!

49:33
Hello from Minnesota!

49:33
Hi from Portland, OR!

49:34
Hello, everyone!

49:36
Hi from Wallingford, CT

49:38
Hi from Nebraska!

49:41
Hello from Arizona!

49:41
Florida here, but Native San Antonian

49:42
she doesn't need help saying interesting things

49:42
Hi from Alaska

49:46
the first time I did that on Google with my students they were so annoyed with me.

49:47
HI from Southeastern PA!

49:48
Hi from Southern California! <3

49:48
Hello from NY! So happy to be here!

49:51
Hi from WA!

49:51
Hi from Nashville

49:54
aww

49:54
Wow, Victor

49:55
Hi from WI!

49:55
You totally tripped my Alexa!!

49:56
Hello from farm country in Southern Illinois!

49:57
Hello from Santa Barbara.

49:57
This is so fantastic!!!!!!

49:58
Hi from Wisconsin!

49:58
and also born In Tom Green Hospital

49:58
Hello from Pittsburgh PA!

49:58
Victor triggered my Amazon Echo dot

50:00
Hello from upstate New York!!!

50:01
Hello from Brazil!

50:01
My echo "A few things share the name lights. Which one do you want to turn off?"

50:02
Hi Jenny and Victor! I'm so excited to see you!!!

50:02
Love from Nashville!

50:03
Hi from the border in Laredo, TX!

50:06
oh no the tragedy

50:07
Iβm so excited!!!

50:12
Hey y'all from Charleston, SC! I'm so excited!!!!

50:14
He walked uphill in a snowstorm both ways turning that light on manually

50:17
Hello from Council Bluffs, IA! So happy to be here!

50:17
Love from Toronto!

50:24
Hi from eastern PA

50:24
I'm totally fanboying right now.

50:25
Hi from Albuquerque :)

50:26
Hi from Kentucky!

50:26
Hello from Rhode Island

50:27
Hello from Loveland Colorado!

50:27
Hello from.... Idaho haha

50:29
My Alexa is confused....the lights were off!

50:30
Love seeing HST!

50:30
Hi from Michigan!

50:31
Love how cuddly he is

50:31
I'm in Wilmington, North Carolina. π

50:32
π

50:33
Hi from Houston! <3

50:34
Hi from Long Beach, CA!!

50:35
Hello from Bremerton, WA! Love Hunter S. Tomcat!!

50:37
Hello from Columbus, Ohio!!!

50:37
Hello from Iowa!!

50:38
Hello from San Antonio

50:40
What happened??

50:40
Hello from Kalamazoo! π

50:40
Hello from Morgan Hill!

50:41
Hi from Baltimore!

50:44
Hello from Rockwall Texas!

50:45
Hello from Indianapolis Indiana.

50:46
hello from San Diego!

50:46
Greetings from the mountains of western NC...

50:46
Hello from Denver!

50:46
Hi from Michigan!

50:47
Hello from Milwaukee! Hello HTC

50:48
Party foul!

50:49
Hello from southwestern Iowa :D

50:49
claws deployed!

50:50
This will be your next essay Jenny

50:51
Hunter wants a drink too

50:51
San Antonio here <3

50:53
I'm holding Ernie the cat as well.

50:53
Hi from Santa Fe, NM

50:54
Maple Ridge Canada

50:54
Hi from New Zealand!

50:56
I love Hunter!!!

50:58
OH NOOO DRINKS SPILLED!

50:58
I'm really here for Hunter :)

51:01
My husband just saw you two, and told me.. don't buy any towels! :p

51:01
Hello from Rochester, NY!

51:02
Love you and Hailey too!

51:02
hi, Mom! hello from Pittsburgh!

51:03
I need to see Dorothy Barker. I feel like Hunter S. Thomcat needs to relinquish his position after that ordeal.

51:03
Hi and cheers to you both from me & my 2 kitties! πΎπ·πΉπ»π₯π₯πΈ

51:03
Hi from Helena, Alabama!

51:04
Hey from Florid

51:05
Oh kitty was thirsty too

51:06
Hello from Maryland!

51:06
HI from NYC

51:15
Hollywood, fl

51:15
Hello from Cincinnati OH!!

51:17
Hi from Florida!

51:18
KCMO here

51:20
Hi from Denver!

51:23
knock knock mothetfuckers!

51:24
tinconobulation??

51:31
WINNN!

51:34
tintinabulation

51:35
this give me PTSD from interpreting live shows and the performers F'ing with us

51:35
Hello from Houston

51:38
pretty sure it's a robot

51:40
IM A PERSON

51:40
π

51:41
real people!

51:42
I AM A PERSON

51:46
I am a person

51:47
hi from Richardson, TX

51:48
Knock Knock MF's!

51:48
I AM ALSO A PERSON

51:48
They shouldnβt be confused if they are here. They should know you by now.

51:48
I'm a beast

51:48
Love you both from BC Canada!

51:49
Real people for the win!

51:49
I'm a person

51:49
You are definitely live! HELP US, KENNY CHESNEY!

51:50
Hello from Austin!

51:50
I hope Kenny Chesney is watching!

51:51
we're all real

51:52
Hey, closed captioning has been around for awhile, can handle a lot.

51:53
I am sometimes a person!

51:53
Nobody can understand Kenny Chesney.

51:54
Person here!

51:57
As soon as my cat Toothless heard y'all talking, he came running. Cat whisperers

51:57
PERSON!

52:02
i'm a person, kitty something..... xD

52:02
I used to be a person who listened to people's phone calls and did the transcripts for them... so almost the same thing?! XD

52:03
you guys are hilarious

52:09
probs a person

52:09
I'm so sad my husband isn't here.

52:10
Help us Kenny Chezney!!

52:10
OMG this is awesome already :)

52:12
Hi from Wisconsin

52:16
HI TAMMY

52:17
squee!

52:17
I almost missed this. I got distracted.

52:21
Hiya!

52:24
Thanks for giving me something to do while I have Covid. :-(

52:29
Hi from Iowa!!!

52:39
Hi from a gorgeous Mid-Michigan!

52:45
Woo Collegeville, I've been there! :) Yay Pennsylvania!

52:48
And also HI FROM KENTUCKY.

52:51
Squeeeeeeeee!!

52:57
Hi from outside philly too! North Wales!

53:06
love you Jenny and Victor!!!!

53:06
Hi Kate, felloe Derf in the house.

53:08
No such thing as too many books.

53:09
Got my signed copy of Broken yesterday - so excited! I was able to get the others at Nowhere two months ago, it was great.

53:12
hi from toronto

53:12
Hi from also outside Philly! Malvern :)

53:14
DERFS REPRESENT

53:18
Hello from lovely Oakland.

53:18
Books are the meaning of my existance.

53:19
Hi from NY! I have my teeth and eyeballs!

53:19
Yay!! I haven't missed anything. Warm wishes from the Bay Area!

53:19
I'm just north of Philly. Hurray!

53:20
KKMF Beeps!

53:26
ππ·

53:31
Beep!

53:31
Yes!

53:32
KKMF!!!!

53:37
KKMF!!

53:38
OMG

53:39
I had a dream that I was a real asshole

53:43
Beeples!

53:55
Hi beeps!

54:03
KKMF Beeps!!!

54:17
Oh, beeps! <3

54:22
Squee Beeps!!!!

54:23
Local bookstoresβ¦.YAY!

54:27
YAY FOR BOOKSTORES!

54:27
Half price booooks!

54:30
woot woot northshire!

54:31
I have the first two books and the coloring book. I have the new book on my wish list on Amazon. I have sooo many books to read. I will get this sometime in the future. I love Jenny's books.

54:32
beepses

54:37
Hello from San Angelo, Texas! I know Jenny knows where that is.

54:40
Old Firehouse!!!

54:41
Beeps! β€

54:41
KKMF!! Hello from StL & courtesy of Leftbank Books!!

54:47
Stare into her soul!

54:53
He's just going to stare at you from over there

54:57
a time out

54:57
Victor's accent! :)

55:08
nobody puts victor in the corner!

55:09
Nobody puts Victor in the corner!

55:10
Nobody puts Victor in the corner?

55:14
Except Jenny :)

55:15
Hey Beeps! Coming in from Ohio.

55:16
My husband would totally distract me too.

55:20
Nobody puts Victor in the corner, except Jenny!

55:22
More cowbell!

55:34
Only Jenny puts Victor in the corner

56:00
What is your favorite Victory & Jenny memory?

56:04
I need a team victor shirt!

56:13
I love this chapter about hiding fights or showing fights. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. <3

56:19
Team Jenny all the way

56:35
Team Victor and Jenny shirt for the win

56:52
My husband still doesn't think the Beyonce story is funny, but he appreciates that I love you Jenny.

57:07
Ice pack boobs!

57:13
OMG, ice pack hack! I love it!

57:14
love it, what a great idea

57:15
love the evil incubus description!

57:16
You're doing great, Jenny! We are all for you!

57:21
Brilliant

57:22
Love the ice pack hack

57:23
ice pack boobs is such a great idea, honestly

57:23
I love the ice pack

57:29
Put wine in the bags, freeze and drink while cooling the girls

57:30
I love that the auto transcription decided that Jenny ACTUALLY meant "boots" and not "boobs".

57:36
Stealing the ice pack idea

57:39
oooooh i have definitely put cold water bottles in my bra in public for the same reason

57:41
Love the wine boobie pack idea

57:42
Whew! Computer isues but I made it! <3

57:55
I would totally buy an ice pack bra

58:00
I wonder if this ice pack thing works for hot flashes???

58:02
titsicles Mc gillicutty ftw

58:18
mobile boobs!

58:34
that's absolutely a must! cooling bras!

58:38
cleavage cooler!

58:56
Ice-cold workout bra!

59:07
that sounds so nice.

59:29
clown murders!!! aaaahhhh

59:30
yes. clown murderers do live in gutters...

59:37
Got my workout tomorrow morning at 5am. lol. cooling workout bra sounds nice.

59:49
So relieved to see someone whose thought process sounds like mine.

59:50
Hahaha

01:00:08
Murderous clowns

01:00:20
thank you for doing this Jenny....

01:00:28
Pennywise...she has a point

01:00:38
this is too exciting!

01:00:46
i'd rather a sloth infestation, than a rat infestation.

01:00:59
Sloths! YES

01:01:00
Much easier to catch sloths

01:01:20
I got to hold a sloth earlier this year. LOVED it!

01:01:22
They would just become part of the family at that point.

01:01:31
I want to snuggle with a sloth.

01:01:36
This resonates. Fighting is communicating as long as it doesn't get abusive. Communication is KEY to any relationship in your life.

01:01:40
Iβm so excited, I canβt even stand it! This is so great. Iβm tearing up!

01:01:51
this book rocked my 2021

01:01:52
omg the bell ringing is there! I couldn't figure out how my cat was jingling when he is asleep next to me

01:02:03
Love all the truth & Messy in this chapter!

01:02:13
ghost kitty activity!

01:02:20
:,3 Im so happy rn

01:02:29
My paranoia with my cat's bell jingling thinking I'm on sound

01:02:40
I laughed and cried my way through this book. <3 I have a LOT of books, and I think Jenny is the only author I have all her books.

01:02:42
so so true love

01:02:43
his name is Mr. Miaogi and he says hello

01:02:46
please do more of these!

01:03:35
Boot nickels :)

01:03:39
My kitty Ruth Bader Ginspurr is mad I am paying attention to something other than her and has begun the "knocking stuff off tables" campaign.

01:03:44
my parents argued plenty infront of us, still together

01:03:44
I also have hidden money... so that makes me on team Victor?

01:03:59
that's an adorable kitteh name!

01:04:12
ignoring my victor who thinks he needs to have attention

01:04:15
my father had so much hidden money it was a literal treasure hunt after he died.

01:04:15
hidden money here too, i forget its there...

01:04:23
I love the books organized by Color!

01:04:34
OMG, I say the same thing.. we are stuck with each other, no one else would put up with either of us!

01:05:26
He sounds like my mom as a traveler, dude, take a break! :) I need a break too.

01:05:46
I would love to have an epoxy tumbler with the Furiously Happy book cover on it. Have you thought about this?

01:05:53
YES

01:05:56
it's okay to relax on vacation, Victor!

01:05:57
I absolutely adore making my boyfriend laugh, and I love it when he makes me laugh.

01:05:59
π

01:06:00
Your marriage is awesome.

01:06:01
Awwww

01:06:04
YAY!

01:06:04
bring him out

01:06:05
we love you both!

01:06:07
You did great!

01:06:08
Yay!!

01:06:08
Wow, that was like a workout.

01:06:09
APPLAUSE

01:06:09
Yay!

01:06:10
clap. clap. clap. clap.

01:06:10
π₯°

01:06:11
AMAZING!!!

01:06:11
you rocked that!!

01:06:12
#MarriageGoals

01:06:12
That was wonderful! :-)

01:06:13
amazing!!!!

01:06:14
APPLAUSE!!!!

01:06:16
I love y'all

01:06:16
THAT WAS AWESOME

01:06:17
you did it!!

01:06:17
Thank you Jenny!!!

01:06:17
YAY!

01:06:17
lovely!

01:06:18
Time to adjust the boob icies

01:06:21
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

01:06:21
πππ

01:06:22
Love it, you guys are awesome!

01:06:24
πππ

01:06:24
applause

01:06:24
PROPS AND SNAPS

01:06:24
APPLAUSE

01:06:25
I love Jenny so much!

01:06:27
ππ

01:06:29
πππ

01:06:30
Your fine!

01:06:31
I adore you two so much

01:06:32
ππππ

01:06:32
We see you!

01:06:32
No we hear ya!

01:06:32
you're good! we heard you!

01:06:32
we can hear you

01:06:33
π

01:06:34
W are all lipreaders. ;)

01:06:34
YAY!!!! Love that

01:06:35
#RelationshipTruths

01:06:36
Love you

01:06:36
not muted! we can hear you!

01:06:39
I loved that part of the book! Hell I loved the whole book!

01:06:39
we heard you!! wonderful!

01:06:40
*applause*

01:06:41
π―ββοΈ

01:06:41
β€οΈππππ

01:06:48
I'm similar to Victor, love to see everything while traveling, but I have an autoimmune disease and get sick, too. It sucks wanting to see and explore it all when you're sick

01:06:52
love you Jenny!

01:06:54
Love your bravery!!! π

01:06:54
I WOULD LOVE TO TOUR THE HOUSE!

01:06:57
You were amazing

01:06:58
Hello Victor!

01:06:59
this is absolutely the best meeting I have.ever.attended

01:07:01
I absolutely love this!!!

01:07:03
You made me cry when you said the laughter is the magic π₯Ήβ thatβs my marriage too

01:07:09
this is REALly great

01:07:31
π

01:07:36
i sent my question!

01:07:39
I love you so so much, thank you for being youβ€

01:07:43
LOL

01:07:48
For Victor: Sweet, or Savory Cornbread?

01:07:49
You two are adorable!

01:07:49
Yes use Victor's questions!!

01:07:54
This makes my night!

01:08:03
accomplice

01:08:08
Victor what is the best advice to deal with someone like us?

01:08:16
Victor is more outgoing than i expected! Love i

01:08:17
πππππππππππ:purple_heart:

01:08:17
:purple_heart:

01:08:20
awwww

01:08:20
Awwww

01:08:20
so he's an enabler

01:08:25
so love this!!!

01:09:02
lol, Jenny wrote about this in the taxidermy chapter of her first book

01:09:10
OH I'm much funnier on paper and my husband is funnier in person!

01:09:12
Jean Louise WAS RIGHT!! E-NABLER

01:09:19
Victor snickered when Jenny said she's quiet...seems like there's a story there

01:09:23
I totally feel that answer

01:09:25
Ha ha ha

01:09:25
*LOL* He doesn't read your blog does he?

01:09:25
Victor is such a good sport!

01:09:31
omg, you blindsided him with it??

01:09:37
OMG this was a surprise??

01:09:37
Joke is on u!!!

01:09:40
thanks, Eddy! I forgot the name!

01:09:42
I can't tell if he's serious or sarcastic. I love it

01:09:46
how did he miss all the flyers haha

01:10:02
Victor reads the blog.

01:10:11
LOL I'm older.

01:10:17
I feel like he was not blind sided

01:10:26
omg, another Rachel R!

01:10:36
I hope yβall know what beautiful souls you are! Thank you for sharing your sunshine and darkness with us.

01:10:40
OLD! I'm older than you and I'm not old! π

01:11:04
ha ha, we're old. I'm cry-laughing

01:11:07
My dad did this to my mom. It was amazing

01:11:09
I must say-every time I see a metal chicken/rooster it is automatically Beyonce' and has become somewhat of a new car game - if one is spotted we call out "Knock Knock Mother F*****!"

01:11:54
BLUE SOLO CUP!

01:12:02
My son used to yell at every electronic device like it was Alexa. He couldn't understand that not everything was voice enabled. You made that happen for Hailey. :)

01:12:05
kkmf

01:12:17
My husband bought me a 3D chicken puzzle for our anniversary a couple years back lol

01:12:20
I used to talk to the tv as a kid because I thought it could hear me

01:12:26
ππ

01:12:26
lmao

01:12:28
π

01:12:32
lolololololololol

01:12:32
it was kind of long

01:12:33
That's HYSTERICAL!

01:12:33
hahaha radio!

01:12:35
OMG DYING LAUGHING

01:12:44
I think it translates fine. But maybe it's because I'm old too!

01:12:47
We need a Victor book!!

01:12:47
I think every family has one of those phrases that is only really funny to them :D

01:12:52
Triggered the echo dot again π

01:12:54
π

01:12:57
awesome prank!

01:12:58
RADIO

01:13:00
LOL. I'm old enough Victor!

01:13:14
so happy for the serotonin boost!!!

01:13:15
hahahah

01:13:19
π

01:13:26
your lady garden

01:13:35
rotflmao

01:13:37
(Closed captioning has just left the room)

01:13:43
THE FINE(ST) CHINA

01:13:59
I always love when you interrupt his conference calls...

01:14:07
that worm! xD

01:14:42
I was reading it while congested and had to keep putting the book down to attempt to breath again.

01:14:46
BeyoncΓ© brought me to you

01:14:47
wow

01:14:47
HAHA

01:14:48
KNOCK KNOCK

01:14:48
π€£

01:14:53
Victor lying about Beyonce lollll

01:14:56
BEYONCE

01:14:59
but it wasn't towels

01:15:04
at least itβs not towels

01:15:06
BeyoncΓ© is a classic

01:15:07
Knock Knock MF

01:15:14
TOWELS!

01:15:17
KKMF!

01:15:26
BeyoncΓ© is banished to the back corner of Nowhere :(

01:15:45
π

01:15:51
Every store I find I want a giant metal chicken but they are SO EXPENSIVE here in WI

01:16:10
I loved the spots Beyonce showed up around your house! :)

01:16:12
Speaking of family in-jokes, "knock knock, Motherf**r!" became one of ours βοΈ

01:16:16
I like that itβs at Nowhere. So when I road-trip there I can see it.

01:16:41
lol.....Jenny needs more towels, Victor!

01:16:44
lol!!!

01:16:50
LMAO

01:16:51
#Blessed

01:16:53
BeyoncΓ©'s long lasting revenge. bwa ha ha

01:16:54
haha

01:16:55
That was the post where I discovered you!

01:17:00
the blank infinite stare

01:17:05
I told the hubs at our next house I am getting a metal chicken at some point. He has been warned.

01:17:08
OMG migrating servers while you're out of town??

01:17:13
Jenny needs more towels!!!!!!!!!!!!

01:17:16
"Those were the happy times"

01:17:18
omg

01:17:20
ph nooooo

01:17:27
nooooooooo

01:17:32
Victor is so much funnier than I expected him to be!

01:17:35
I threw up in my cloth face mask landing at JFK onto a very, very large man next to me

01:17:38
If you'd had more towels, that could have helped with that airsickness...

01:17:49
hahah he's like "KARMA!"

01:17:50
dying

01:17:51
Jenny definitely needed more towels!!!

01:17:52
please laugh again victor

01:17:56
And then me, topless in JFK trying to get my vomit clothes clean

01:17:57
lol the laughs!!!

01:17:58
The hubs would laugh in my expense too.

01:17:58
vomit revenge

01:18:08
Fancy people from work - outstanding! You're body language shows how much you love each other - outstanding

01:18:09
Vomit clothes

01:18:16
Astute

01:18:19
Astute.

01:18:21
intuitive

01:18:23
Astute?

01:18:37
That needs to be on a shirt "I work with words"

01:18:38
oh my god I was so depressed and anxious today, and this entire experience is making me so happy

01:18:42
I literally said perceptive out loud, no joke

01:18:56
wait is victor not his first name?? Iβm shook

01:18:56
hahahah

01:19:04
sending stranger hugs to Christina Vince!

01:19:07
Is it weird that Victor reminds me of Tom Hanks?

01:19:17
OH MY GOSH HE DOES!

01:19:23
thank you stranger Rachel Rose, stranger hugs right back to you!!

01:19:26
not yet

01:19:26
America's other dad!

01:19:28
Oh. My. gosh! You two are just delightful!

01:19:30
yes! totally tom hanks vibe!

01:19:35
I agree, he does remind me of Tom Hanks too.

01:19:39
omg yes totally tom hanks!

01:19:49
why again are we cooling?

01:19:50
Aw, and they're bosom buddies. It's perfect.

01:19:55
hot BROCCOLI!!!

01:19:55
Tom Hanks but with more f-words

01:20:01
i can picture tom hanks portraying him!

01:20:02
YES!

01:20:04
Bosom Buddies π

01:20:08
I love that

01:20:10
I'm going to start using ice packs during my video meetings. 100% anxious sweat protection

01:20:14
Boob steamed broccoli a la Lawson

01:20:25
<3 Hailey

01:20:32
@angela gribbins - Because Jenny overheats when she's nervous and anxious.

01:20:50
Frozen peas are a great cold pack.

01:20:51
no. 18. omg HOW

01:20:55
@annekohler thank you!

01:21:06
I do too. I always have to have water when I'm nervous, anxious,etc. Anything cold is soothing in that moment.

01:21:06
They are amazing!

01:21:23
I am going through menopause and also have a torn rotator cuff in my shoulder so cold packs are my best friends right now

01:21:30
I remember when hailey was a baby on your mommy blog!!!!

01:21:34
I am so jealous that Hailey gets to experience this all of the time. I want to be them.

01:21:39
ahahahahahhahahahhaha

01:22:02
he might be as funny as jenny

01:22:06
did anyone else know how hilarious Victor is omg

01:22:31
Victor is totally holding his own! Love it!

01:22:31
I once officiated a wedding on a 100 degree day with icepacks tucked in my bra. I feel like I'm in good company now.

01:22:34
Their sense of humor are complete opposite yet complimentary

01:22:58
He wasn't wrong though... You had that coat and he married you! :)

01:23:13
stranger danger, Jenny!

01:23:16
omg my husband knew and looked at me that same way. I thought he was a weirdo hahaha

01:23:17
Oh, you two are funny to watch. Enjoying this so much. You are real.

01:23:24
Thatβs Fantastic

01:23:25
π

01:23:25
omg. lol

01:23:27
I've been following your blog since Hailey was 4.

01:23:28
Lol - "I didn't understand how true crime works"

01:23:36
Jenny, you remind me of Melanie Lynskey (from the tv show Yellowjackets and many other things).

01:23:37
So what you two are saying, is that to find my one I need to go to a bookstore

01:23:39
hahahaha.. I love it. I can't believe he actually had the books!

01:23:42
Yes! shop local!

01:23:42
online talk show, anyone?

01:23:46
Kristen I totally see that!

01:23:51
stranger daner

01:23:53
oh shit.... you are about to have another book store

01:23:56
so appropriate that you met in a bookstore

01:24:00
Woo, shop indie!

01:24:34
Aww, love that story! Awesome. I met my husband in the 90s too and probably should have thought that he was a serial killer after he followed me around for a few months π We've been married for 18 years now!

01:24:49
LOL I only know Wall as a speed trap

01:24:51
smartass ahahahahahahahahaha

01:24:57
My boyfriend has me in his phone as "Chicken Nugget" and the story is NOT as cute.

01:25:03
hahaha

01:25:24
That seems like a rhetorical one.

01:25:28
I know lots of people from Wall!

01:25:30
I met my hubby through a mutual college teacher. I knew he was the one wayyyyy later in our friendship.

01:25:30
because I like it

01:25:38
gahd,all mighty! haven't heard that In so long!!

01:25:38
Weird ass shit! I need a shirt

01:25:40
I love "Victor" and wonder if he has a single brother in CA.

01:25:41
"Weird ass shit is my love language"

01:25:43
I mean, yeah. Weird ass shit is the best

01:25:46
WTF? What is wrong with THEM?!?!

01:25:46
everything and nothing is wrong with you,Jenny!

01:25:46
one person's trash is another person's treasure

01:25:54
I am so excited for the weird ass shit

01:25:56
I want more weird ass shit

01:26:04
I LOVE IT

01:26:05
is it blinking

01:26:06
thatβs no moon

01:26:06
WOAHHHH

01:26:08
That's so cool!!!

01:26:08
omg

01:26:08
That is TERRIFYING

01:26:09
WAIT AMAZING

01:26:09
Love weird ass shit, found a doll head with her hands only under a glass cloche, great stuff.

01:26:10
what the fuck omg

01:26:10
"Weird ass shit is my love language" should be a shirt π

01:26:10
I love tit!!!!!

01:26:11
IT HAS A FACE

01:26:12
i see it!!!

01:26:12
That is creepy!

01:26:14
I love it.

01:26:14
I would buy that

01:26:17
Excellent!!!

01:26:17
Yeah, I'd probably buy that.

01:26:17
PURCHASE APPROVED!

01:26:18
Omg I want!!!!!

01:26:18
that's wild!! Does it open??

01:26:18
can we see the haunted doll house?

01:26:19
Holy crap

01:26:19
that is wonderful and horrifying

01:26:20
That's....wow

01:26:21
That is amazing!!

01:26:21
It looks like a crazy pac man bowling ball

01:26:21
snort laugh

01:26:22
pre pokemon

01:26:23
It looks like itβs from Pee Weeβs Playhouse. I love it!

01:26:24
terror-sobbing

01:26:27
well, i'm not sleeping tonight lmao

01:26:31
Does it open? It looks like itopens!

01:26:31
That is awesome sauce!!!

01:26:32
but wait,there's more!

01:26:33
where do you find this?????

01:26:35
This is AMAZING.

01:26:36
So how haunted is your how by now? :P

01:26:36
Excellent!!!!!

01:26:36
definitely weird ass shit but still cool

01:26:37
that's already super Jenny lol

01:26:38
yes!!!

01:26:41
very cool item

01:26:41
weird ass shit is the best! especially with eyes!

01:26:44
You can keep your Kenny Chesney booze in it!

01:26:45
My first thought was it's the Death Star

01:26:45
I love it

01:26:47
OH MY GOD

01:26:47
LOVE IT!!

01:26:50
Love it

01:26:51
THAT IS SP COOOL

01:26:52
How cool!

01:26:52
OH, wow. 3>

01:26:52
not to be creepy, but your skin is amazing, Jenny.

01:26:53
AMAZING!

01:26:53
this is the best!

01:26:54
I NEED this

01:26:54
a green egg??

01:26:55
that's super awesome

01:26:57
awesome!

01:26:59
omg that IS cool. :D

01:26:59
that is pretty cool

01:27:02
oh my GOD

01:27:03
I am so jealous of your shopping mojo.

01:27:04
whaaaaaaat!

01:27:05
How cooooool

01:27:05
That's amazing!

01:27:08
omg

01:27:09
That's amazing!!!!

01:27:10
WOW!!!!

01:27:13
HOLY CRAP

01:27:13
music box! even better!

01:27:13
that is AMAZING

01:27:17
That's amazing!!!!!!

01:27:17
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS

01:27:17
π€£

01:27:18
"I was feeling around inside of it" -- Jenny Lawson

01:27:19
Best thing ever!

01:27:21
WANT!

01:27:21
my dad would LOVE that moon head!

01:27:21
And then it steals your soul and keeps it inside with the planets

01:27:22
That's very cool! And I think we need a mug that says, "Weird ass shit is my love language."

01:27:23
That's the stuff of nightmares hahaha

01:27:23
Epic find Jenny

01:27:23
nightmare inducing

01:27:25
I WANT TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS

01:27:25
HOW DO YOU FIND THESE AMAZING THINGS

01:27:25
π€£

01:27:26
I am really feeling dirty now

01:27:27
The lock flappy thing is like a tongue

01:27:29
The previous owner for sure has upgraded to human skin lamps

01:27:29
AMAZING!!!

01:27:30
I feel like you guys should hold a drawing among attendees and thatβs the prize

01:27:30
total serial killer kid

01:27:32
I want one!

01:27:32
That is amazing! Where do you find this?

01:27:33
This is HYSTERICAL!!

01:27:35
That is maybe the strangest and most awesome thing I've ever seen.

01:27:35
Ahhhβ¦. cool?!?

01:27:37
it puts the lotion on its skin

01:27:37
Dataπ€£

01:27:38
I don't get the doll eyes, but otherwise it's amazing

01:27:38
It's like moon pac man

01:27:39
It needs orange lights for Halloween

01:27:41
All my thrift finds are super boring

01:27:41
As it still plays.

01:27:43
I love you,two!

01:27:45
holy shit you find the most amazing things

01:27:49
kitchen?

01:27:50
Normal by whose standards?

01:27:51
the.... no

01:27:52
Love that bear!

01:27:59
best answer ever

01:28:01
I need to see that bathroom bear

01:28:05
ITS A GUEST BATHROOM

01:28:07
ahahahahahahahaha

01:28:08
My husband said you all remind him of US

01:28:08
I'd forgotten about the bear!

01:28:08
surprise!

01:28:08
Victor is shockingly funny. I would never have guessed.

01:28:10
omg

01:28:11
"Thanks for the giant bear but I don't need the shit scared out of me"

01:28:12
I mean

01:28:13
just like Danny devito

01:28:17
oh GOD

01:28:19
it glows in the dark?! Amazing

01:28:20
that's where you're supposed to pee

01:28:22
AHHHHHH! That's awesome!!!!

01:28:23
oh, we all knew the answer to that

01:28:24
Danny DeVito in the bathroom, just HORRIFYING

01:28:26
Hubs already knows we are going to have the most random house ever.

01:28:34
Oooh can we have a taxidermy tour?!

01:28:36
share pics of your garage!!

01:28:38
Shut the door and Danny DeVito (WHO IS MY HEIGHT) is just THERE

01:28:42
Thatβs the entire point, Victor! To scare the sh*t out of yoou

01:28:46
where's Vincent van Goat?!

01:28:50
George Lincoln is my man!

01:28:52
Marsha Lincoln

01:28:54
you have taxidermized faries?????

01:29:03
I don't want this to end.

01:29:04
Almost a spit take :)

01:29:07
Same here!

01:29:09
Who drink's Guiness out of the bottle?!

01:29:10
haha.. I'm losing it like Victor

01:29:10
please give us an IG tour of the garage!

01:29:13
.arsha

01:29:16
Marsha Marsha Marsha!

01:29:17
When can we do this again?

01:29:17
Is Victor still a Republican??

01:29:20
I donβt want it to end either.

01:29:23
I currently have a taxidermied alligator head in my craft room and a bat in the dining room.

01:29:26
Marsha Hamilton costume for Halloween

01:29:30
You're giving me an asthma attack, lol

01:29:34
Marsha Hamilton. Dead.

01:29:37
We need them to do this once a week.

01:29:44
me neither, fellow Rachel, last name Brilliant!

01:29:46
Yes I'm totally curious about the taxidermied faries

01:29:47
Iβd freakin pay for it

01:29:50
I'm laughing so hard

01:29:50
Can we have more of this! hehehe

01:29:51
Fun fact, I'd pick a giant bear over Anchorman cast

01:29:52
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

01:29:59
one of my favorite scenes of Anchorman!

01:30:01
That means your bathroom door is six feet tall?

01:30:02
If you can find it

01:30:02
Yes, where do we sign up for weekly Jenny and Victor time?

01:30:03
And Iβm broke. Lol

01:30:08
This has cleared my skin and cured my depression and anxiety

01:30:36
π

01:30:38
The two of you together is brilliant

01:30:42
Have you seen the Taxidermied mice during Pole dancing?

01:30:53
@Rachelbrillante I second this!!!

01:31:04
I can't believe I almost skipped this because I'm sick (covid). This has brought me so much joy!

01:31:05
You need to pitch your song to Lin Manuel

01:31:06
I third this!

01:31:06
how many people are watching this???

01:31:21
over 1300

01:31:24
Angela the host said 1.4K

01:31:25
Its love.....

01:31:30
Best Zoom ever.

01:31:30
Love. Love. as an analytic brain vs feeling brain it's something hard to understand

01:31:36
99 plus

01:31:43
β₯οΈ

01:31:44
awwww

01:31:50
Ok now Iβm crying

01:31:51
#relationshipgoals

01:31:52
<3 <3 <3

01:31:54
π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°

01:31:54
Life is f'ing hard....

01:31:55
awwww

01:31:56
so many Rachels!

01:31:57
this is so beautiful I'm going to cry

01:31:58
π

01:32:05
I'm not crying, you're crying

01:32:08
All near typical are normal in the same way. All neuroatypicals are special in their own way

01:32:11
getting misty eyed

01:32:15
Alright, whoβs cutting onions?

01:32:17
π

01:32:17
chef's kiss

01:32:18
Victor, we all love Jenny, and now we love you too! <3

01:32:18
Dude I'm getting freaking teary eyed.

01:32:19
d'awwwwwww

01:32:19
Itβs so lovely and refreshing to see a couple who love each other and like each other.

01:32:19
Awwweeeeeπππ₯°

01:32:19
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Your relationship gives me hope

01:32:19
*sniffle*

01:32:19
and I bet she takes care of victor

01:32:21
AWWWWW

01:32:22
π₯Ίπ

01:32:22
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

01:32:25
π

01:32:25
dang it my allergies are acting up

01:32:26
this is so sweet!!!!!

01:32:26
perfect ending

01:32:28
awwwww

01:32:28
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

01:32:29
just started bawling, Victor is like my husband

01:32:29
That's so beautiful

01:32:30
OMG you guys

01:32:30
Too many onions on my tacos...

01:32:33
or vice versa

01:32:35
Yes! She's the reason I got on meds and was able to figure out my anxiety and depression issues.

01:32:35
awwwwww

01:32:38
pizza?

01:32:38
got some rain in my eyes!

01:32:40
more beer!!!

01:32:41
All the tears!

01:32:45
Oh, I just love this...

01:32:47
I'm in love with these two together!

01:32:50
I feel like you've been hiding Victor from us, Jenny.

01:32:55
no one told me there's be a visit from the onion fairy!

01:32:57
Thank you, Victor

01:33:03
You two remind me of us. So much love, laughter, and threats of knowing where they sleep..

01:33:03
Thank you for that <3

01:33:07
πππ

01:33:16
missed the first half... can I get this recording??? pleaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee

01:33:21
I have no idea when I last smiled this much! π₯° such #relationshipgoals

01:33:23
I want to read a memoir written by Victor

01:33:30
Thank you so much for doing this online!

01:33:32
Yes! She's the reason I looked into getting treatment for recurring miscarriage, and now I have my children in part because of you two. thank you

01:33:39
where will the recording be available?!

01:33:47
π₯° SO happy to be a part of this

01:33:54
The only thing I knew about Victor before was that he was a straight man and a Republican. I like him more in person than I thought I would.

01:34:04
Now I canβt stop crying. The seal was broken. (See what I did there) Iβm a total dork

01:34:07
But so are his!!!!!

01:34:11
Team Victy! Team Jentor! Thank you!

01:34:12
All the feels, laughter, tears, everything tonight just like reading your books Jenny. Love you keep doing you!

01:34:26
It's nice to be able to see you and Victor together. It's like the saying "you complete me". You compliment each other for sure.

01:35:02
pants on fire......

01:35:06
were you done.. or DONE

01:35:09
"one or two...." lol

01:35:09
Victor wins therapy

01:35:10
meaning "it's been an hour, we're done" ? LOL

01:35:14
I like this question

01:35:31
squirrels are very territorial!

01:35:37
zombie squirrels!!

01:35:48
Killer squirrels!

01:35:52
Rabies, Victor

01:35:53
BeyoncΓ© is helping them

01:35:57
but what about deez nuts

01:35:57
do the 9 foot squirrels have gun safety lessons?

01:35:59
clown squirrels in the gutters

01:35:59
YES VICTOR!!!

01:36:00
Saturday night special squirrel gun

01:36:01
Squirel rex

01:36:02
T-Rex Squirrel!

01:36:02
Okay, but what if they were raccoons?

01:36:03
Knock knock!

01:36:04
When a taxidermied squirrel comes to life, it's just a squirrel..... xD Zombie killer squirrels!

01:36:05
t-rex squirrel!

01:36:06
TRex Squirrel

01:36:06
is this a Gulliver Travels squirel

01:36:06
squireel T-rex

01:36:07
Wouldn't taxidermy mean they're dead?

01:36:12
and can they be trained to fight the 6 foot bears

01:36:12
Never underestimate the power of squirrels in large numbers

01:36:13
My dogs are running all over the room looking for squirrels! lol

01:36:36
can we do this once a month for my self care homework?

01:36:45
YES

01:36:59
OOH snap

01:37:02
heyo victor you wanna write I'm the San Antonio National Novel Writing Month ML hit me up you can come hang out with our writing group. :P (You too Jenny, duh. :P)

01:37:10
I'm ready for a Jenny and Victor podcast!!!

01:37:12
"kind of successful"

01:37:12
How generous to let her have her thing...

01:37:16
goood little writing success...

01:37:21
Daggers have been thrown!!

01:37:26
I wish I was in San Antonio

01:37:37
We need Victor to write a guide for all the neurotypical spouses/partners/friends. A guide to being with us weirdos.

01:37:38
Glass safari!

01:37:47
We really need a Victor and Jenny Podcast

01:37:59
My dream is to meet Jenny in person someday.

01:38:09
Agree with this sort of event being a monthly or more regular event.

01:38:10
Victor and Jenny Podcast!!!!

01:38:11
Same so much same.

01:38:13
I would love to have these two do a Podcast. A great idea.

01:38:19
aahahahahahahahahaha oh no

01:38:27
Yes to the podcast!

01:38:32
YES the world needs the podcast!

01:38:34
The podcast would be great

01:38:37
YES to many more of this

01:38:41
it could be from the closet!

01:38:47
wait.... they are in san Antonio

01:38:56
you are welcome here! please come!

01:39:01
Podcast! podcast! Podcast!

01:39:26
Facetiming creepy ass dolls is true love

01:39:39
I mean, the things you learn for love

01:39:48
so, a tour of the house next time?

01:39:59
I WOULD LOVE A TOUR OF THE HOUSE

01:40:25
Should make a book of the house and then do it like a seek and find. Would be fun.

01:40:29
Oh the vulnerability hang over you are going to go through tomorrow, Jenny. Thank you....

01:40:43
This is hilarious

01:40:44
I'm learning so much about dolls

01:40:50
hahahahahahahahaha

01:40:54
I'm dyin

01:40:57
hahahah

01:41:00
π

01:41:04
This is too funny!

01:41:08
Haahahahahahahahahaaaa

01:41:12
Omg totally dying

01:41:19
you guys are hysterical

01:41:20
π

01:41:27
OMG Victor loves you. You love him. love this.

01:41:28
π€£

01:41:29
I"ll be there too, Victor!

01:41:32
OK, now we need to see the DOLL

01:41:33
CAN'T. BREATH!!!!

01:41:39
ππππππππππ

01:41:42
they need to make a joint podcast

01:41:45
SO true, where is the DOLL

01:41:54
Yeah, you two DEFINITELY love each other. π€£π

01:42:06
I need more of this in my life!

01:42:13
his name was Alexander Hamilton!!!!

01:42:13
π

01:42:16
That was the other one!

01:42:17
David Sedaris would have loved it

01:42:20
why am I not doing this myself????

01:42:21
I agree podcast

01:42:29
Gasoline

01:42:32
that's Owlexander Hamilton!

01:42:39
I was gonna say nutella hahah

01:42:41
J & Vβs sense of humor is completely opposite yet complimentary

01:42:45
WINE!!!!!

01:42:47
Vanta black

01:42:55
VODKA. VODKA. VODKA.

01:42:59
Poop water??!!

01:43:00
Victor, write a book of the stories behind the items you attempt to find for Jenny. It would be amazing.

01:43:01
lol Owlander xD

01:43:01
Poop water β¦ lol!!

01:43:02
Beer? Water?

01:43:03
π

01:43:04
POOP WATER!!!!! π€£π€£π€£

01:43:06
*ROLF*

01:43:08
π©

01:43:09
ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£

01:43:11
Single malt scotch >>>> poop water y'all.

01:43:11
IβM DYING!!!!!!!

01:43:14
Eww, poop water?!?!?!?

01:43:15
you go victor

01:43:27
Beer! or Coffee. Or liquid gold might be nice.

01:43:30
Good save Victor!

01:43:32
y'all rock!!

01:43:33
I like how the rum is right in arms length

01:43:33
BOOZE FINGERS

01:43:34
LOLOLOL

01:43:35
Drink a beer, call your mom. Help us Kenny

01:43:40
SAVE YOURSELF. GO BACK TO VODKA.

01:43:41
No Kenny Chesney rum π

01:43:43
Who answers that question with "poop water"? WTF, Victor?

01:43:44
I am crying π

01:43:48
What was the Kenny Chesney thing???

01:43:55
COSTCO HANDLES $13.

01:43:56
Relationship goals

01:43:58
liquid gold through the fingers...

01:43:58
how many times do you invoke Kenny Chesney???

01:44:03
Not poop. POOP. WATER.

01:44:09
They tried to get the transcript to say Kenny Chesney at the beginning, so now they keep saying his name

01:44:19
Thank you!

01:44:25
@Sue McInnis the rum Jenny's drinking is Kenny Chesney's rum

01:44:28
Help me Kenny Chesney is my new mantra

01:44:39
I feel like Kenny Chesney should be here

01:44:45
78?!?!

01:44:47
I keep mine set on 69 for that reason!

01:44:49
I thought they were saying Kitty Chesney and they had gotten a new cat.

01:44:50
78 is entirely too HOTTTTT

01:44:52
I would be dying

01:44:52
my house in Dallas is set at 77

01:44:54
78 is hot

01:44:54
I wish this would last a few more hours

01:44:54
72 is perfect

01:44:55
omg. 78 is too hot

01:44:56
65 is perfect

01:44:57
78 is too hot for the perimenopausal!

01:44:57
78 is burning...

01:44:57
The ideal is 68-72

01:44:57
WAY TOO HOT!!!!

01:44:58
78 is ridiculous

01:45:01
I heard 78 was required in texas

01:45:01
74 is reasonable!

01:45:01
I'd roast! We keep ours at 20C

01:45:01
bruhhhh. I'd die of heat stroke at that temp...

01:45:02
I keep mine at 73 and even that feels hot sometimes

01:45:04
our house is 78

01:45:04
72!!!!!

01:45:04
RADIOOOOOOO!!!!!

01:45:05
Keep it between 68-72!

01:45:05
in NY and set to 65,

01:45:07
I die at 74!

01:45:07
now that i'm perimenopause, 78 is HOT

01:45:08
that's too fucking hot Jesus

01:45:08
Ahhh! Thanks @ Christina Vincent!

01:45:08
I would MELT

01:45:11
My house is at 60 year around!

01:45:12
get a jacket Victor!! (Team Jenny)

01:45:15
my AC is on 72

01:45:16
oh god no

01:45:16
my husband was allll about victor until that moment.... he claims 78 must be a demon...

01:45:17
ours in on 69 and I told my husband to put on his old man sweater...

01:45:17
Iβm right there with you, Jenny

01:45:24
That sounds β¦ morbid

01:45:25
This is the most casual book reading event I've been to, and I love it

01:45:26
vampire swans!

01:45:26
BLOOD FINGER

01:45:27
We like 68 degrees

01:45:28
O_O

01:45:30
Birds HATE me. My crest would be birds just eating me

01:45:31
Seventy-eight is WAY too hot.

01:45:31
vampire swans

01:45:31
You need to use the Lawson convenience store logo in Japan as your family crest!

01:45:32
w.o.w. That's a hectic family crest :s

01:45:32
vampire swans - TERRIFYING

01:45:33
Vampire swan!!!

01:45:33
My grandmaβs family crest has a naked baby riding a fish.

01:45:33
well you are in Texas ERCOT says set it at 78

01:45:38
that's amazing

01:45:39
That's awsome lol

01:45:43
vampire swans lol

01:45:51
That's metal AF π€

01:45:52
Super creepy family crest with the swans!

01:45:53
AWWWWW

01:45:58
DEAD

01:45:58
AMEN!!!

01:45:59
That's great, team lawson

01:45:59
Brad Dinglman not allowed

01:46:05
72-73 is comfortable here in central Texas! Victor, you are crazy!

01:46:12
That's our family, too! Team Lawson all the way!

01:46:16
hahahah

01:46:20
Weβre #TeamJohansen over here

01:46:22
My family crest says "if I can" which I think is great. :)

01:46:40
my family coat of arms ties in the back

01:46:46
my husband says the same about 90 day

01:47:02
ahahahahahahahahha

01:47:03
"I

01:47:05
LMAO

01:47:06
I pick alive, too

01:47:08
you eat with taxidermied animals

01:47:12
Oh my god

01:47:24
I would rather be alive.

01:47:30
"I pick alive too"

01:47:31
If you want a quiet dinner just bring that chicken to the table :D

01:47:35
RORY

01:47:37
OMG RORY!!!

01:47:38
RORY!!!!!!!!1

01:47:38
RORY!

01:47:38
Rory!!

01:47:38
Rory

01:47:38
RORY

01:47:38
RORY!!

01:47:38
RORY!

01:47:39
I have a friend named Rasputin. He writes for the Cincinnati Enquirer

01:47:39
Love Rory~

01:47:40
RORY!

01:47:40
RORY!!!!!

01:47:41
RORY!!!!!

01:47:42
π

01:47:42
RORY!!!

01:47:42
RORY!!!!! <3

01:47:42
RORY!!!!!!!!!!!

01:47:43
YASSSSSS

01:47:43
πππ

01:47:44
π€©

01:47:44
RORY!!!!

01:47:44
So cute!!

01:47:45
RORY!!!!!

01:47:46
I want him!!!!!

01:47:46
I have a pic with a Rory standee

01:47:46
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

01:47:47
YAY!!!!!

01:47:48
Hi Rory!!!!

01:47:48
yay!

01:47:48
Hi Rory! Rory's so little!

01:47:50
Rory!!

01:47:50
RORY I LOVE YOUR CLOAK

01:47:51
True story, never saw 90 day fiancΓ©, but my daughter married a man from The Netherlands, and we had to do the wedding in the courthouse, fast, because he only had a 90 day visa, and so much you need to do in that time.

01:47:52
RORY! Love him!

01:47:52
Rory!!!!

01:47:53
π

01:47:55
awwwwww

01:47:55
Rory!!!! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

01:47:57
Rory!!!

01:47:58
so cute!

01:48:00
adorable!

01:48:03
Rory!!!!!

01:48:04
Little Rory Riding Hood

01:48:15
RBG

01:48:24
0.

01:48:33
Is it just me, or does victor have a John Cusack vibe?

01:48:37
YAY!!!!!

01:48:39
My Ruthie thinks you were just calling her because she just came up to stick her butt in my face. Like a cat will do.

01:48:42
That was a great Dad joke

01:48:44
omgggππ
π€£

01:48:46
its you

01:49:06
Iβm getting John Cusack, too

01:49:08
I need a series of this!!

01:49:16
that's adorable, Angie Cousins!

01:49:18
Fred Flintstone rode on a bronto at his job

01:49:26
Yes, John Cusack!!!!!!

01:49:37
brontosaurus is made up - look it up

01:49:52
Brontosaurus exists again!

01:49:53
I think John Cusack is pretty dead on. Iβve been trying to figure it out.

01:50:09
Brontasaurus was removed and then put back on the list

01:50:09
I think that they actually resurrected it and there is now, again, brontosaurus.

01:50:10
not seeing it

01:50:11
He definitely has the John Cusack voice!

01:50:13
It's back, baby!

01:50:14
Totally John Cusack

01:50:18
@Jaeda Porter That's actually been rescinded.

01:50:23
ME!

01:50:24
relatable

01:50:26
OMG! My bad.

01:50:26
I do the same thing!

01:50:29
CAN WE GO OVER TIME????

01:50:32
John Cusack's older cousin

01:50:34
YAASSS JENNY

01:50:36
I hate that when that happens

01:50:36
KKMF!

01:50:46
Fucking Slow Horses did that to me!

01:50:59
hahaha

01:51:05
My memory sucks too. Your chapter on memory made me cry and feel so seen.

01:51:08
Hailey? Was it Hailey?

01:51:09
plot twist itβs actually Victor

01:51:17
LMAO!

01:51:20
I bet it was Victor

01:51:24
Thatβs a terrible app. Scary monsters.

01:51:26
Heaven forbid if there's a bidet in the hacienda

01:51:28
Victor totally

01:51:29
Nah, kids. Victor is a blend of John Cusack and John Belushi. PERFECT BLEND!

01:51:33
Victor, slow your roll

01:51:41
What app is this? I can't figure out how we use 100 gallons a day?

01:51:46
My dad with my teenage brother and long showers. i know about it.

01:51:47
I'm going to need these chats monthly, thanks. it will be good for my mental health.

01:51:51
@rebecca yes

01:51:56
uummmm....."her"?

01:52:02
@april :)

01:52:09
Oh please

01:52:14
@rebeccastromgren that's it!

01:52:17
bwahahahahahahahahhaha

01:52:22
He corrected himself

01:52:29
Ok, we need a family Karaoke session!

01:52:48
katanas

01:52:57
katanas are coooooool

01:53:02
katanas! wooooo! what about shuriken?!

01:53:15
hahahaha

01:53:18
do not knock the star wars nerds

01:53:22
hahahah!

01:53:27
fantastic question

01:53:28
bobifet

01:53:34
and we need to do serious for a minute

01:53:37
Never stop.

01:53:37
thank you saraaaaah

01:53:38
you need a Star Wars taxidermy animal

01:53:41
yessss go foreverrrr

01:53:49
go over more than a couple of minutes! go over for 3 hours!

01:53:51
Ty Sarah

01:53:51
<3

01:53:52
MORE

01:53:57
I feel tears....

01:54:01
@jenniferschuster BoBear Fett!

01:54:03
kay, now i'm crying

01:54:04
I needed this so much.

01:54:04
Better hang onto that man, Jenny! Stormtrooper AND Boba Fett costumes? Swoon. . .

01:54:05
get taxidermy and dress it up in Victor's star wars stuff

01:54:08
Yes! Star Wars taxidermy!!!

01:54:09
that's so sweet,,,like breathing

01:54:10
Thank you for laughing your way through the tough times. A refreshing look at marriage in action.

01:54:11
Victor I did NOT ask to cry this Tuesday

01:54:12
My heart!

01:54:15
I could cry.

01:54:16
Crying again

01:54:20
What a dear man! When you love them it doesn't matter but you deal with it - love them all!

01:54:27
sweet Victor

01:54:27
ITβs allergies. I swear

01:54:32
we all have our shit

01:54:33
Thank you from a reader with major depression

01:54:43
Victor is such a sweetheart!

01:54:43
God I wish my ex was as supportive as Victor when dealing with my Autism

01:54:44
"It's just allergies" I'm allergic to feelings

01:54:55
Be still my heart

01:54:59
bethβ¦. you hae to feel them

01:55:12
Being a safe harbor for someone is so critical

01:55:19
That was a perfect answer Victor! Thank YOU!

01:55:20
Beth, lol

01:55:28
I love you guys as you are so relatable. I almost feel like I'm watching me and my husband.

01:55:29
hello fellow aspie

01:55:30
I'm highly susceptible to feel a lot

01:55:39
Jenny, and the email that never ends!

01:55:40
Damn! I wish I could unread things

01:55:47
Soleil Carri, sending stranger hugs to you too! fellow autistic person here!

01:55:53
megan, I told my husband we need to do this!

01:55:58
please tell me we can get a copy of the zoom meeting! I was late to the show....

01:55:59
Your blog and books helped me so much - when I experienced my first major depression I could recognize that I wasn't imagining things because your words showed me that this could happen, that I wasn't imagining things etc.

01:56:02
love this real talk

01:56:05
"I unread it" π

01:56:28
everyone hug Sarah Porter!!!!

01:56:32
Where is your bookshop? I have friends in San Antonio and I'd like to refer them?

01:56:47
I WOULD TAKE PICTURES

01:56:51
He keeps saying βthatβs a good oneβ and I keep hoping its mine

01:56:56
She read my question! I'm crying!

01:56:57
I would hide. Wave, and then hide behind a book.

01:57:05
I need a pic with Jenny and Beyonce

01:57:07
So when are you at Nowhere? I need to be there at the same time, obviously. :P

01:57:08
Nowhere Bookshop is on Broadway. It's fantastic!

01:57:15
Thanks!

01:57:16
Nowhere Bookshop

01:57:18
5154 Broadway, San Antonio, TX 78209

01:57:40
Oh no!!!! lol

01:57:42
I want to travel out there. That's my plan!

01:57:45
"I love to hug authors" LOL me too Jenny, me too

01:57:46
LOL the UPS guy

01:57:46
Hugs are Good

01:57:48
I would love a hug from you!!!

01:57:53
I would cry and hide.

01:58:09
I love Nowhere <3

01:58:10
Directions? lol

01:58:11
I do love you two.

01:58:15
Social anxiety freaking sucks. But I want to go there so bad.

01:58:19
Not fight, but everyday.. "what's for dinner?"

01:58:26
hugs are great, I miss them in japan, people are not very huggy

01:58:28
Thatβs a ADHD thing

01:58:31
ouch!!

01:58:32
omg my house it's like the sixth sense in here

01:58:34
well.... victor... that is on yo

01:58:35
I leave the cabinets open because if I can't see it it doesn't exist. I hit myself on the corner of the cabinet every freaking morning

01:58:38
Thank you guys for bringing joy to my evening! It was much needed!!!

01:58:45
My husband has ADHD and he does this ALL the time.

01:59:04
particular is not the same as anal

01:59:06
nice watch

01:59:13
Ha! He does have an issue....OCD!

01:59:14
going to the Christopher moore event next week can't wait to see you in person!!!!!!

01:59:15
thanks Jenny and Victor this was fabulous!!

01:59:16
I have no food because the food is behind the cabinet door and I can't see it, welp Imma starve

01:59:18
Thank you to everyone who made this evening happen. It was a joy.

01:59:22
I don't live near there but I'm trying to get there.

01:59:23
I'm everywhere but they're supposed to be too

01:59:24
Victor may have OCD

01:59:30
cabinet door magnet!

01:59:32
My husband does NOT have ADHD and I do, but he does this and I go and slam all the cupboards and drawers shut

01:59:38
Thank you soooo much for this. Also, come to San Diego to swim with otters

01:59:41
hahaha!!

01:59:56
I am looking forward to visiting Nowhere. Hopefully soon.

01:59:57
scissorland

01:59:58
pure fun

02:00:01
Thank you!

02:00:03
Hilarious! Can we do this every week? Love you guys.

02:00:06
You both are cracking me up...you two should podcast

02:00:07
scisorland lol!

02:00:10
THE SCISOR DRAWER

02:00:14
Victor has a scissor resale website on the side.

02:00:15
Scissors grow legs!!!!

02:00:17
In my house it is tweezers. I swear I have bought a dozen and THERE IS NEVER ONE ANYWHERE when I need it

02:00:25
OMG, "Scissorland" is definitely the name of Victor's book

02:00:29
dunk jors

02:00:31
No more Disneyland, take me to Scissorland

02:00:35
I have scissors stashed in several places, too!'

02:00:37
the house of drunk jawers ahahahahahahahaha

02:00:37
Jinny (like Tom Hanks in Forest Gump)

02:00:40
All my drawers are junk drawers too!

02:00:41
love it

02:00:41
My husband asks me if everyone has as many junk drawers as i do

02:00:52
who dusts this sh*t?

02:01:03
It is organized chaos

02:01:15
that is my home!

02:01:28
My therapist had to cancel today.Oh my goodness I needed this laugh.

02:01:32
No - you have neat shit!

02:01:39
Can I volunteer to manage a museum of her stuff? My nerd self wants to catalog everything and build the most horrifying museum exhibits

02:01:43
How cool would it be for just lots of couples to do ask me anythings????

02:01:44
all of us would definitely just have the picture to have it

02:01:51
I would feel so safe with them. <3

02:01:52
do you still have the deer with the blue rhinestone nose?

02:01:53
because it sounds incredible

02:01:56
Someone once told me that my mother's whole house looked like his Grandmother's attic. I suspect your house looks the same.

02:02:00
I love you both

02:02:01
Tee shirts

02:02:03
if the scissors get old enough they will grow a soul!!

02:02:07
Love the Kenny Chesney reference!

02:02:08
"Help us Kenny Chesney!"

02:02:09
thank you for this!

02:02:10
fimes

02:02:12
Kitty Chesney

02:02:13
π€£

02:02:15
thank you for this, it has been such fun!!!

02:02:16
Thanks you two!

02:02:17
we loooove you both!

02:02:20
YES PODCAST

02:02:20
druck drawers

02:02:21
Thank you so much!

02:02:21
what i would not give to be there

02:02:22
PODCAST

02:02:22
So.... when do we get to have this again?

02:02:22
You are FIMES.

02:02:23
Iβd go to scissorland!

02:02:24
You two are HILARIOUS

02:02:25
podcast from the closet

02:02:27
YES ABSOLUTELY PODCAST

02:02:27
Kenny Chesney Im fimes

02:02:28
You both are amazing!

02:02:28
we love you so much!

02:02:28
only drunk!

02:02:28
PODCAST!!!!!!

02:02:30
Podcast!

02:02:31
I'd subrcripbe

02:02:32
in scissorland

02:02:32
Definitely a great idea

02:02:33
podcast! podcast!

02:02:33
scary AMAZING

02:02:33
FIMES: THE PODCAST

02:02:34
Sissorland the podcast

02:02:35
YES PODCAST!!!!

02:02:35
Such a good idea... You could call it DrunkDrawers

02:02:35
I'm FIMES

02:02:36
It's a BRILLIANT idea. POD CAST!

02:02:37
PLEASE DO

02:02:38
What time next week?

02:02:39
podcast is a terrible idead

02:02:39
PODCAST (podcats)

02:02:40
Podcast! Podcast! Podcast!

02:02:41
yes shirts!!!!

02:02:43
and she will

02:02:44
Is there going to be another book soon??

02:02:45
I would wear a scissorland shirt

02:02:46
Iβd listen for sure!

02:02:47
Scissorland: THe Podcast

02:02:48
Put me in the list

02:02:50
No running in Scissorland!

02:02:50
Would those shirts be pre-cut to pieces?

02:02:50
went to scissorland and all I got was this shirt

02:02:50
lets do this

02:02:51
yes scissor land shirts

02:02:51
scissorland podcast!

02:02:51
Drunk Jawer Podcast

02:02:52
DRUNK PODCAST!

02:02:56
I would totally buy a Scissorland shirt!

02:02:59
well, you are running with scissors.

02:02:59
Thank you so much! Sending love!

02:03:00
Thank you thank you thank you!

02:03:01
In Scissorlin you can run with scissors!!!!!

02:03:02
Thank you!

02:03:02
You need to open an 'Oddities of Nowhere' museum next to the bookstore with all the neat things you have collected!!

02:03:03
Toenail/fingernail clippers.. everywhere

02:03:03
podcats

02:03:04
Yes to the podcast! No to the concept of graduating therapy after one session. lol

02:03:04
Thank you so much!!

02:03:05
thank you! love y'all

02:03:05
THANK YOU ! LOVE YOU !!!

02:03:05
Thank you so much for this!

02:03:06
I thought they were saying Kitty Chesney and they had gotten a new cat.

02:03:06
Thank you - this was great!

02:03:06
Thank you!

02:03:07
Thanks, Jenny, Victor, and Sarah!!!

02:03:07
Thanks!

02:03:08
Thank you so much for this. <3

02:03:08
πππ

02:03:09
thanks!

02:03:09
Thank you!!!!

02:03:09
Thank you so much!!

02:03:09
This was so amazing, thank you so much!

02:03:09
please do this again!!

02:03:10
THANK YOU for such a wonderful evening!!

02:03:10
So much love to you!

02:03:11
THANK YOU!!!!!

02:03:11
THANK YOU! I love you!!!!!

02:03:11
THANK YOU!!!!

02:03:12
Thank you!!

02:03:12
Thank you!!! this was amazing!!!

02:03:12
Thank you!

02:03:13
Thank you so much β€οΈ

02:03:13
Thank you Jenny and Victor for a wonderful experience <3

02:03:13
This has been a joy! Thank you!

02:03:13
We love you Jenny! <3 (and Victor)

02:03:13
Thank you! This was amazing!!

02:03:14
<3 <3 <3

02:03:14
Thank you!!

02:03:14
Thank you everyone

02:03:14
Thank you!!!

02:03:14
Thank you everyone!!!!!

02:03:15
Loves. Huga

02:03:15
Thanks so much for this hour of laughter!

02:03:15
Thank you!!!

02:03:15
This was fabulous!!!

02:03:16
Thank you so so much

02:03:16
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!

02:03:16
<3 <3 <3

02:03:17
Thanks so much

02:03:17
thank you so much!!

02:03:18
Cheers β all the best from Lexington, Kentucky!

02:03:18
Thank you!!

02:03:18
Thank you so much!!

02:03:18
OMG - this has been SO fantastic. THANK YOU ALL!!

02:03:18
thank you

02:03:18
thank you thank you thank you!

02:03:18
Thank y'all so much!!!!

02:03:18
Thank you all

02:03:18
this was amazing, thank you so much

02:03:19
thank you

02:03:19
helloooo from the future in Australia <3 thank you for this, it was amazing

02:03:19
Thank you Jenny and Victor!!

02:03:19
thank you, thank you, thank you!

02:03:19
Thank you so much π·π©

02:03:20
This was awesome!!!

02:03:20
Thank you!

02:03:20
Thank you!

02:03:20
Thanks!!!

02:03:20
Thank you!!!

02:03:20
Thanks!

02:03:20
support local

02:03:21
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02:03:21
Thank you!

02:03:22
Thank you!

02:03:22
WE LOVE YOU

02:03:22
Thank you!

02:03:23
hugs to all! remember: DEPRESSION LIES!

02:03:23
`Thank you bookstores! Thank you Jenny and Victor~!

02:03:23
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02:03:23
THANKS YOU!!!

02:03:23
<3

02:03:23
Thanks!

02:03:24
β€οΈ

02:03:24
LOVE!

02:03:25
tHANK YOU! This was awesome!

02:03:25
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02:03:25
Thank you!

02:03:25
Thank you!!!!! This was truly incredible

02:03:25
Thank you!!!!!

02:03:26
thank youuuuuu